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"Bad Neighbors" (2014)  Director: Nicholas Stoller
"Teddy Sanders: We’re throwing a Robert De Niro party.
Pete: You call the cops, you violate the circle of trust, Focker.
Mac Radner: Who are you?
Garf: I’m Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.
Scoonie: [pause] Hoah!
Garf: Hooah!
Kelly Radner: That’s actually Al Pacino.
Garf: The Path of the righteous man.
Mac Radner: That’s the wrong Sam Jackson speech.”
Rating: ★★★★☆

"Bad Neighbors" (2014)  Director: Nicholas Stoller

"Teddy Sanders: We’re throwing a Robert De Niro party.

Pete: You call the cops, you violate the circle of trust, Focker.

Mac Radner: Who are you?

Garf: I’m Sam Jackson from Jackie Brown.

Scoonie: [pause] Hoah!

Garf: Hooah!

Kelly Radner: That’s actually Al Pacino.

Garf: The Path of the righteous man.

Mac Radner: That’s the wrong Sam Jackson speech.”

Rating: ★★★★

“You’re Next” (2011)  Director: Adam Wingard
“Paul: Lets bow our heads.
[Everyone stops what their doing and hold each others hands]
Paul: Dear Heavenly Father we thank thee for thy food, feed our souls on the bread of life, and to help us do our part, with kind words and loving deeds. Amen.
Crispian: Amen.
Drake: Amen. And, thanks to mum and dad. For having us all here together.
Paul: It’s our pleasure.”
Rating: ★★★☆☆

You’re Next” (2011)  Director: Adam Wingard

“Paul: Lets bow our heads.

[Everyone stops what their doing and hold each others hands]

Paul: Dear Heavenly Father we thank thee for thy food, feed our souls on the bread of life, and to help us do our part, with kind words and loving deeds. Amen.

Crispian: Amen.

Drake: Amen. And, thanks to mum and dad. For having us all here together.

Paul: It’s our pleasure.”

Rating: ★★★☆☆

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“RoboCop” (2014)  Director: José Padilha
“Senator Hubert Dreyfuss: I don’t care how sophisticated these machines are Mr. Sellers. A machine doesn’t know what it feels like to be human. It can’t understand the value of human life, why should it be allowed to take one?
Raymond Sellars: They feel no anger, they feel no prejudice, they feel no fatigue which makes them idea for law enforcement. Putting these machines on the streets will save countless American lives.
Senator Hubert Dreyfuss: What do these machines feel? If one of them killed a child, what would it feel?
Raymond Sellars: Nothing.”
Rating: ★★★☆☆

“RoboCop” (2014)  Director: José Padilha

Senator Hubert Dreyfuss: I don’t care how sophisticated these machines are Mr. Sellers. A machine doesn’t know what it feels like to be human. It can’t understand the value of human life, why should it be allowed to take one?

Raymond Sellars: They feel no anger, they feel no prejudice, they feel no fatigue which makes them idea for law enforcement. Putting these machines on the streets will save countless American lives.

Senator Hubert Dreyfuss: What do these machines feel? If one of them killed a child, what would it feel?

Raymond Sellars: Nothing.”

Rating: ★★★☆☆

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“Jurassic Park” (1993)  Director: Steven Spielberg
"You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Flea Circus, Petticoat Lane. Really quite wonderful. We had a wee trapeze, and a merry-go… carousel and a seesaw. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the fleas. "Oh, I see the fleas, mummy! Can’t you see the fleas?" Clown fleas and high wire fleas and fleas on parade… But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn’t an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. An aim not devoid of merit."
Rating: ★★★★☆

“Jurassic Park” (1993)  Director: Steven Spielberg

"You know the first attraction I ever built when I came down south from Scotland? It was a Flea Circus, Petticoat Lane. Really quite wonderful. We had a wee trapeze, and a merry-go… carousel and a seesaw. They all moved, motorized of course, but people would say they could see the fleas. "Oh, I see the fleas, mummy! Can’t you see the fleas?" Clown fleas and high wire fleas and fleas on parade… But with this place, I wanted to show them something that wasn’t an illusion. Something that was real, something that they could see and touch. An aim not devoid of merit."

Rating: ★★★★

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"The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997)  Director: Steven Speilberg 
“Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you try to sound like Hammond, it comes off as a hustle. I mean, it’s not your fault. They say talent skips a generation. So, I’m sure your kids will be sharp as tacks.
Peter Ludlow: Hammond’s reach exceeded his grasp. Mine does not.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas. And I’m gonna be there when you learn that.”
Rating: ★★★☆☆

"The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997)  Director: Steven Speilberg 

“Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you try to sound like Hammond, it comes off as a hustle. I mean, it’s not your fault. They say talent skips a generation. So, I’m sure your kids will be sharp as tacks.

Peter Ludlow: Hammond’s reach exceeded his grasp. Mine does not.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas. And I’m gonna be there when you learn that.”

Rating: ★★★☆☆

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"Jurassic Park 3” (2001)  Director: Joe Johnston
“Dr. Grant: [Dr. Grant is giving a lecture] Now, are there any questions?
[everyone in the audience raises their hand]
Dr. Grant: Questions not related to Jurassic Park
[many people lower their hand]
Dr. Grant: Or the incident in San Diego, which I did not witness.[everyone else lowers their hand]”
Rating: ★★☆☆☆

"Jurassic Park 3” (2001)  Director: Joe Johnston

“Dr. Grant: [Dr. Grant is giving a lecture] Now, are there any questions?

[everyone in the audience raises their hand]

Dr. Grant: Questions not related to Jurassic Park

[many people lower their hand]

Dr. Grant: Or the incident in San Diego, which I did not witness.[everyone else lowers their hand]”

Rating: ★★☆☆☆

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